wish you weren’t here
Ah.. so Mr. Bolt has returned from holidays, apparently refreshed and only wanting to stir things up in a literal sense – in the kitchen. Our very own Master Bolt (TM) is trying his luck at a challenging and delicious, er, macaroni pie.. which he describes as follows (most certainly not in his own words):
The burnished gold of the crusts, the fragrance of sugar and cinnamon they exuded, were but preludes to the delights released from the interior when the knife broke the crust; first came a spice-laden haze, then chicken livers, hard-boiled eggs, sliced ham, chicken and truffles in masses of piping hot, glistening macaroni, to which the meat juice gave an exquisite hue of suede.
Dude, you are so working class. Blue denim in your veins. Stick it to them inner city latte lovin’ lefties, perhaps with your glistening, piping hot macaroni.
Guess the ol’ noodle pie didn’t work out so well, as Bolta soon fell back into bad habits, with this inflammatory pile of shit.
The image below, according to Bolt, depicts Palestinian kindergartners performing a “traditional dance around Israeli bodies“, and adding “another generation to this particular war”.
With such a low-res picture accompanied by this description, this is a horrifying post. Until you realise that the bodies in question are just Palestinian kids playing dead. Called LYING, Andrew. That said, most other sites referencing the incident are dodgy hardcore anti-Arab jobs that do report the children as dancing around Israeli corpses. In that case, check your sources, Andrew.
I can understand how this image and scenario could be genuinely upsetting, and why a discussion on the matter is important no matter what your views. But why the constant need to write utter bullshit to support your opinion? (And, hell, why do I constantly lapse into addressing this wretched columnist personally? Same reason that we shout at televisions, I suppose.)
Is it that within Bolt’s blog, the true story and image are not strong enough to hold their own? That if he actually wrote a measured, factual post, his readers would just sit bemusedly staring at their screens, rather than enjoying that pulse-quickening rush of hatred for whoever he’s picked out as today’s victim?
People might actually attempt to think for themselves?
If you want a shot of that blood-boiling fury for yourselves, go have a read of the comments accompanying this article.
